First you give away a gominolitas of heart (which she likes to Paris) ... not to make the ball (to the ball and we ourselves, but from tomorrow we will make it stick .. . do you have that we started Operation Bikini ?...)
Let's focus ... It took us half the day and think about the title of the post (and will not know what's coming written below because we've run out of neurons, think we went to buy some rags, but we were of penance ... or was punished ?...¿ or what was it? ... well so do not even know .. we will focus ...). The reason for "THE RETURN OF ...." is multiple, first because it is fashionable (The Return of Indiana Jones, The Mummy Returns, The Return of Robocop, the Return of Eurovision ...), secondly, obviously, by ourselves (WE ARE HERE AGAIN!), thirdly, because it is a title that sounds like a horror movie (and fear is what gives this post, but only a little eh? Go not now give the small red button above the X right ....) and fourth, because, although our educadísimas moms (for Oxford at least) taught us that there was to do, beating a dead (though when it's cold in this house we have no very clear ...) the fact is that we return to one of our hyper-known: BS (not bags and sandals, for the record ...)
We have updated our photo file (we've gone in PhotoCool PhotoCool and we've got the best shots, some with bribes included) and have also seized on any other reservation that we had, and then with a good amount of selection we obtained this result, "HOW TO BE A REAL SUPER-SUPER STARRY" say no no "... SUPER-SUPER STAR"
ITEM # 1 "HOW TO LOWER THE CAR AND go unnoticed"
First and foremost is to surround yourself with photographers, put on a T-neck (pink) camouflage you looking like a German beer maid to which lacks only get 6 jugs in each hand, get on the skirts as far as you allow neck, neck hang of these modern tape to hang the mobile PEEEERO carry the phone in his hand by staying in the act of movement to grab the handle of the car, wear glasses fly and matching shoes (but they do not fly if not elephant) ... and with this, as you have found, voila ... desaparecibida total (try it this Saturday and tell us your experience after) ...
ITEM # 2: "HOW TO TAKE DOWN THE CAR AND FOLLOW unnoticed"
Like the first time was fine, but this girl is not routines (as distinct ruins), to innovate and well, decide vosotars same ... The thing goes like this: First you try to make a friend of yours (if it is Paris, so much the better) is put to intercept photographers (of course if your friend is Paris will not understand what intercept means and what it will be "nomolestar" the photographers), do not peinéis (that ever), put on tiger costume dress with white shoes, 2003 to buckle set with underwear (always bring something together shoes / glasses or shoes / underwear), in this case what the excuse will exihibición underwear (obviously because she has forgotten to take, as you know is something characteristic of her, this BS do not know where the head has already ...), the following is to Lips, take a run and make a small jump to the ground with both feet at the same time (well, give this faith, is better maintained balance).
ITEM # 3: "HOW TO START THE STEP DOWN AFTER THE CAR"
As many bad life is, first and first thing to do to get out of the car is to grab the bag (and if you remember, with the other hand, Gucci glasses-not know whether they were Gucci, Golco and Gabana, Ghannel or Galphl Lauren, Gucci finally decided by intuition .. maybe). Once concentrated, ale, to walk to the housewife (fixed and pass unnoticed). Hair like fresh out of bed and rocked Having A side curls and "ay daughter, as I do that I'll count you already do not know, that life mu ta bad and that I have pa to feed my Jaiden James and control me Without Preston to sell what madelocotone "
ITEM # 4:" Falling Down "
A bad day I have any, but try to be only 1 and no more (repeat together, one and no more), because if we're more than 1 bad day can pass things like this ... If you are tired of removing your curlers in the morning with a jolt NO, repeat NO together, cut your hair. If you've left the keys in the car and you can not open NO, repeat NO meetings, you open it by brute force. First of all we are about girls and, to the theme of the rollers for nothing as easy as putting on a bathing cap and ready, and before the issue of car keys in anything as easy as sell and buy another one with braces (as well already have an excuse to go shopping).
ITEM # 5: "How to go unnoticed AFTER A BAD DAY"
Well, we did more or less the case (and we know that this girl does not like routine , as distinct eye ruin ...) and instead of a shower cap it muuuchoooo more fashion, put pink wig (wig know this previous post). As we know, in this life, if you bring a beloved pet in hand, people are much more friendly, for ale, there's another old acquaintance, the patient Chuchin BS (1,000 minidots to find it in the photo). Another day we will analyze the widespread fashion among celebrities to walk another old concoction: Starbucks beverage.
ITEM No. 6: "HOW DO unnoticed AFTER A BAD DAY"
"Iiiiiiiii, HI ALL! Have I been? has been wanting to inadvertently "
This technique always works, aplicadla one of these days and you can count us also how you gone.
ITEM # 7: "HOW DO YOU CONFUSED WITH YOUR SHADOW "
If you realized that about you (for example to the left as you look at the picture) you're a photographer trying to capture your most and your less (in the case of this girl and minuses very least) the best is: wear a dress that can mimetizarte in any environment, small bag and easily reflect the color of the around you, sunglasses (so to overlook), headband to relieve the facial hair (and avoiding tripping) and you're ready to move as your shadow and mislead. NOTE: The flashes I had to have this girl around to illuminate the scene as if it were daylight.
Well
as a picture is worth a thousand words (or so they say) we close this post with a "smile? ... When someone decode Pun #"% * BS wants to tell us with this expression ... that we quickly notify (us thought he had eaten a fig pocho, though perhaps this is your face without makeup when you wake up in the morning, who knows?).
MUUUCHOSS MUUUCHOSSS CUIQUIKISESS FOR ALL
(A LOT FOR EACH OF YOU)
THANKS AGAIN FOR HAVING Leernes
- never hurts to lead and they are the queens in it. When the papers to be distributed in the world and of course they were late, they had to provocation. You can always pick up the son of the son of man (the viejales) or someone of style. 
