If at this point some are thinking: The PhotoCool girls have gone crazy, I do not soy de esas...
Pues nosotras le respondemos: Sí, aceptalo, eres de esas. Si eres mujer eres de esas. Es un gran error engañarse, así que chicas de Photocool, uniros porque NO ESTAIS SOLAS, nosotras también las odiamos...
Y claro, han sido tan importantes en nuestras vidas, nos han amargado tanto, que ahora, años despues de haber superado nuestros traumas y cuando todas somos más guapas, delgadas, monas, y tenemos mas estilo que ellas nos podemos permitir el lujo de pensar un poco en qué habrá sido de sus vidas, porque nosotras (y nos referimos a vosotras también) todavía tenemos un rinconcito en nuestro corazón para recordarlas...
This a manual to solve some of your questions ... Is likely to have formed the most graceful or forming a family very soon, probably with a man (of the less fortunate) that fooled ...
Come to the point (not the grain of the face, that sucks, but the grain of the fundamental question of all), these girls (the most charming) one day be married thinking their problems are resolved but NO! We are here to give us clues about how it will be the day of your wedding and for once you can enjoy a little thinking that have had their comeuppance.
As there, as in the day imponte wedding of every girl, even more than the boyfriend who comes second, is the dress ... You spend months choosing the best dress, you erase the fingerprints of the feet of many shoes shops and stores, your ears are tired of listening to a million dependents anxious to sell it: that dress is the best you have left .. .
And the dress is the most fundamental. Apparently people get in the churches (although they are not familiar or do not have any idea who you're getting married) just to see the bride's gown.
For these girls from your old classes will marry and choose their clothing according to how you remember them ...
This entry contains some of the classic status (classical not common or normal, but class) of what will be the wedding dress of some of the girls that resulted in you hives.
Lets get started
Until they come from noble families and were able to afford a private school recognize this type of girl. Is one that is painted eye stripe that looks like the national road network and carrying a clothes so tight that neither the toothpaste tube when in the past. Adorn it with gold and jewels all quite false or inherited and never miss a virgin (but not small we have all the medals of first communion, no, the fat fat because they like that) around his neck. They also have feet in tanks, and walk are not war, because as I stepped on a mammoth such as wearing course ... These girls on their wedding day try to be "coy" (even if we take the word literally: re - tasted will be a long time .. because these have gone through more than any other tuned cars you can imagine, but we refer they want to go easy). But as the mountain leopard and the ordinariness cani will result in more or less as follows:
- combing como quien va a un botellón y el velo obligatoriamente irá sujeto entre la maraña del pelo que forma la coleta despeinada con una sola horquilla, claro que como el velo podía pasar perfectamente dando el pego como mosquietera pues no se caerá.
- No van a querer ponerse los "oros" este día, porque el blanco y el oro no les gusta mucho como combinación, y decidirán ponerse un lazo (blanco por supuesto) alrededor del cuello, porque para ellas eso es ir guapa guapísima.
- El llevar la espalda al aire será algo fundamental, y no sólo eso, casi OBLIGATORIO. Es importante que el resto de hombres de la Iglesia pueda verte la espalda y que their ex-boyfriends to see the wonder of loss that left to bribe.
- Ahead take a neckline that they came to below the navel, the purpose of this is that if things get difficult they can always make the priest fainted and looted the church for the sacred wine food and the Virgin altarpiece to melt and become jewelry and a gold tooth.
- It is also imperative that if you look the navel to the neck chosen you wear adorned with a piercing, so if it has to be of good quality, the most expensive of all to 0.60 Euro cents. It is the day of your wedding, you have to make exceptions and stretch a little ...
- mandatory Another thing (this is how to bring something new, something old and something blue) is to be embedded in the garment, ie size 40 if you buy yourself a 34 and a shoehorn to get into and three liters of petroleum jelly will not come at all bad.
- Finally supplements: important to carry a bag where they put the Tampax and other ordinarieces that is crazy bring your wedding day ...
Chunga
- a dress that day will make you turn you on sight and causing a landslide in you jaw back into place that will be needed as a bit of a crane.
- To cover your legs (not hidden under the rug worn as dress) shoes semitupidas stockings white. You must Reconco the effort because they wear white, black as it used to be in cegarlas.
- The headdress is very important. They keep a crappy hairstyle-fashion, a mixture of previous Cani's sister Pocahontas, because they stayed in the hippie era and think the only way to look angelic and made a decent little braids, how best and then drop and grab a few others, but free will.
The striking
a girl is different from the others, with which you even get along. Always dare to something new, to those things that are in fashion but nobody dares to go, because she was always the first who dared.
- The day of her wedding dress she shall levy a nice, shiny white. Shall be radiant, but ... elect not very suitable complement ... Will be the latest jewel in Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, or a large loop in the rear of fuchsia pink, or, as in this case, a stork's nest on his head.
THE ECOLOGICAL
environment but do not want the whole room! - Was the war cry of the "Miss". Do not hate him because you who are divine and wonderful do not hate the type of people who have ambitions and holds them at all costs, or to people who smell bad, you get Asquith, but not hate them. Moreover, in a way gave you a little sad, because when I proposed to go to field trips to see the red finch blue-green peak only pointed her in the role of candidates. If you collect signatures asking you smile and say with a modest and non! - And signed (perhaps for fear that you wear your breath), then she will beat a giant sticker on your expensive coat before and you wonder again and again why there will be people who do not know the use and care of fabrics.
WARNING: the next shot can cause panic attacks and vomiting.
- There will be a finch nest hairdo colorado blue-green peak.
- always have been a bit of a tomboy and that's your style (or perhaps "distinguised if the person in the photo is a woman or man at first sight?, So that people will be distinguished by their additions or because it bears white dress. The problem is in lesbian weddings (because there are two white dresses), very common in this type of girl, now understand why the sticker you always beat her in the chest ...).
- have a sandal that if not for the heel sandals seem farmer.
- The fabric is satin Blace, recycled from a nightgown that her mother was home.
- The collar is made of river pebbles
- And if you are in a state of good hope will carry your belly in the air, because it is natural to display it (they do not hide who marry because they are with the hype), and fruit of her womb must also note the vibrations that Mother Nature sends in Castilian, that so the baby has more coverage.
the demure
Oh yes. Hated her with all your might because you never believed that she was wearing squeamishness. Is the typical girl: yonoherotounplatoenmivida, and no one called boyfriend to her wedding day. It is like magic. On her wedding day try to go demure (but not as canis eh? These will dull really) but as usual ... give the song more than anything else.
- It will put a wreath of flowers as the princesses of fairy tales. If there is no crown of flowers is not a marriage as God intended.
- Like The medis Chung bring a dense, cause you know, until the wedding night the couple will not see more than the flesh of the face and the best and hopefully the hands.
- In a foot-shirts, wear heels because your wedding day is very risky (because never before have been, and if they fall so if you give the song), so the easiest solution is a beach white (of course).
- They will get people to sleep in the church, and not by the suckling pig that is only because when people are going to a wedding and bored looks in detail to the guests, decorations and most of all: THE DRESS OF THE BRIDE, and how this is so boring is inebitable sleep.
- Your mother will give a white shirt (washed with Perl) you have at home, sure the shirt is of very good quality and has suffered exquisite control that she is not a single blemish or even a single particle that can cause a blockage of the pores as this could lead to death, so everyone knows.
- Finally take a horrible skirt will not comment because words are unnecessary.
THE slut
the girl is commonly known as "the slut" (pardon me). Stole your boyfriend first, second and third, but do not worry about how much interest will you stopped it too. Now he will marry a viejete that is in the final, because look, they can be many things but they also like to take care of the elderly and their bank accounts.
- never hurts to lead and they are the queens in it. When the papers to be distributed in the world and of course they were late, they had to provocation. You can always pick up the son of the son of man (the viejales) or someone of style.
- Her dress will look like a bathing suit, albeit white.
- A neckline (although less than that of the canines) extended down and to stop seeing her charms that had been operated about 3 times (each year).
- In the photos always come out with face slut, of course, each out as you know, they are not to blame.
- In addition carried a flower, why spend money on a bouquet? if everyone knows I have built, "otherwise why would they call whores? psss, how much ignorance.
And we are here, I think we will not be any genre. We hope you have recognized many of them ... we do, but of course we will not say names. Luckily for years we have we never seen, and as the saying goes:
Who laughs last laughs best.
not want to say goodbye without first wish: ALL A HAPPY WEDDING!
Cuquikisses all
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