Thursday, February 28, 2008

Vélociter De Tac5 Recon

AND THE WINNER IS ...

finally have the results of the polls. Thanks to everyone for voting (and all good too.)


And the result has been ....

Fourth place: Ana Obregon (12% of the vote)
seems that Anita does not have enough success despite being Biologist, Writer, Entrepreneur, ex-girlfriend Darek ...


Third place: Paris Hilton (16% of the vote)
Paris has to be crying, but of course, not everything can and this time it has been. ..


Second Place: Victoria Beckham (22% of the vote)
Queen of Glamour and Fashion Fashion (Jack Skeleton fashion of course) could not find a place with you in the PhotoCool by pelin ...

and finally, in first place ...

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

- Oh my "good"!


This has been SJP (nothing to do with SJK) to know that ye have chosen as the muse of muses to pose with you in the PhotoCool , fotografiaros we'll be there for her all along, so you know to wear the best clothes. Although we, if you go with a cloth covered it does not matter because the outfits of the Muse ...


Of course, despite wanting to look like a teenager with their attire and attitudes Sorry SJP connect that Michael Jackson did not give him ...


Leaving a new survey which we hope you feel encouraged to answer! (What you pray for Vitorio and tell us vuetra Luccin preferred choice).


Ah! This is a call to Vogue!


Please Vogue, these missing and need to know about you, not abandon us know not live without your blog! Tell us!


A superkiss for all (but cuqui cuqui e?)


Photo & Cool

Monday, February 25, 2008

Can I Still Exercise With Herpes

OH MY GOD! (Second part)

Yes, yes, against all our forecasts (we seem increasingly to the meteorologists, who do not give a ...) have given us another award! Yuhuuuuuuuuu! (Joy, riot!), If only we revolucionáis menstruation, but for good and you? That is more than clear ...

Well, is that this time Iria has given us a new award, so valuable to us as above, so we are very very very very grateful!


So in this second entry Thanked award can apply the same speech in the other, but most insist once again thanks everyone for coming to visit us follow!

also have to apologize because lately we can not update as much as we wish, but esque neither the time nor the means are on our side lately, but not a day goes by that we do not agree to all of you and vuetros we visit blogs! We promise of PH by the kinkajou already know that for us is very important.

Now the rules (but not the rules of those with which the nuns beat our grandparents or nor those of Parcheesi, the rules of the prize):

This award should be attributed to the posts that are considered good blogs and you usually visit regularly and leave comments. Upon receipt of the prize you must write a post indicating who was the person who gave you the award and its corresponding link to that blog. Nominate other blogs to receive the award.
The new award is this:



not know the language and means, but we are confident that this finger pointing us we are choosing, is as Uncle Sam! and want us to be rewarded! YUUUUU



And now proceed to give a few awards, surely someone let us hope that we forgive and claim your prize without shame any man, as the Hilton of the awards.



1. Vogue : the last time we went forth and was she who gave us the award, but this is not an eye for an eye but a well deserved award. Because we have in common with her more than a blog (which will ???), because we love his style and manner and because it is always there to comment and encourage us to continue the award for her!



2. Nona : reward and last time, but it deserves a second award, for the same reasons I gave and it has since remained the same, ie award fame has not changed because Superquad you!



3. Talla 40 : yes, but we repeat esque good is worth waiting and repeat, so yes, the prize for her too, because we feel like it and because its semi-acid and totally accurate entries deserve an award! Enjoy them!



4. Deluxe : for about 3 / 4 of the same. Because it has an exquisite taste and because we love her outfits and decorations, and she learns! Sure. We hope that you get on the hump this award because you deserve it! '



5. C'est Très Jolie : give it to you again because you never stop surprising us and because we love all your work and your new collection is gorgeous! A great big kiss and a huge prize for you!



6. Alizia : how are we going to let this girl in the pipeline? It is clear to all that is pronounced (alichia). The reasons are the same, it is anything but vulgar and it is our American Beauty blogs.



7. AbComplementos .: He always has a comment for us and we love to be there, and because his blog is among the best, so is winning!



8. Coco : because we always leave a nice comment and because we love.

9. Mala : now if that if there has been a graaaaaaaan errata (not rat) and apologize, porq touch with both so that everything is mono we have deleted the phrases and us, without realizing it, but now it also the award goes to you, because we always leave some comments lovely and long, and we love because you always have something good to say or comment on the subject. What we had put before a coconut was for you, mistakes and errors, we are not Bill Gates (thanks to Dior), so apply it. Then we will tell you whether or not we come to your blog. We hope you can forgive this big mistake, because we Superquad you a lot.

the moment we leave here in a longer and better, of course. We have a boatload of new material and then we will be putting it a bit more updated, but hey, these Webmail weeks have been chaotic, so we ask forgiveness forgiveness and pardon a thousand times, today we pray for how bad they've been to dispense with the blog.



But we are so good (if esque we had to pray for us) I doubt we will leave a stock for you to see them. Adevertimos what comes next will have to think.

ANYONE CAN WE SAY, FOR THE LOVE OF DIOR, WHICH IS WHAT HAS Beyoncé?

- No, we do not mean that you miss out on the face or why it has that face of horror that seems to have just discovered that love is a transsexual ... no, we mean what has Beyoncé between the legs ...

Oh God how I pulled his shorts ...

A super big cuquikiss and encouragement to all on Monday and is KO, soon weekend again! and during the week: new entries in the blogs! That's the best of everything.

Photo & Cool


Friday, February 15, 2008

Highlights For Dark Brown Hair

THE WEDDING DAY OF ...

How many times have you wondered: What will become of this girl? What about this one?? Then we tell you what: a lot. We believe we are right in saying that all of us hate most of those girls who came with us to school / college ... Naturally, the hate for very different reasons: rob, beat us, wear the same jersey that we, have the same boyfriend that we, being more beautiful, being ugly, believe the world revolves around ... buf, for a million reasons.
If at this point some are thinking: The PhotoCool girls have gone crazy, I do not soy de esas...

Pues nosotras le respondemos: Sí, aceptalo, eres de esas. Si eres mujer eres de esas. Es un gran error engañarse, así que chicas de Photocool, uniros porque NO ESTAIS SOLAS, nosotras también las odiamos...
Y claro, han sido tan importantes en nuestras vidas, nos han amargado tanto, que ahora, años despues de haber superado nuestros traumas y cuando todas somos más guapas, delgadas, monas, y tenemos mas estilo que ellas nos podemos permitir el lujo de pensar un poco en qué habrá sido de sus vidas, porque nosotras (y nos referimos a vosotras también) todavía tenemos un rinconcito en nuestro corazón para recordarlas...
This a manual to solve some of your questions ... Is likely to have formed the most graceful or forming a family very soon, probably with a man (of the less fortunate) that fooled ...
Come to the point (not the grain of the face, that sucks, but the grain of the fundamental question of all), these girls (the most charming) one day be married thinking their problems are resolved but NO! We are here to give us clues about how it will be the day of your wedding and for once you can enjoy a little thinking that have had their comeuppance.

As there, as in the day imponte wedding of every girl, even more than the boyfriend who comes second, is the dress ... You spend months choosing the best dress, you erase the fingerprints of the feet of many shoes shops and stores, your ears are tired of listening to a million dependents anxious to sell it: that dress is the best you have left .. .
And the dress is the most fundamental. Apparently people get in the churches (although they are not familiar or do not have any idea who you're getting married) just to see the bride's gown.

For these girls from your old classes will marry and choose their clothing according to how you remember them ...
This entry contains some of the classic status (classical not common or normal, but class) of what will be the wedding dress of some of the girls that resulted in you hives.

Lets get started

THE CANI

Until they come from noble families and were able to afford a private school recognize this type of girl. Is one that is painted eye stripe that looks like the national road network and carrying a clothes so tight that neither the toothpaste tube when in the past. Adorn it with gold and jewels all quite false or inherited and never miss a virgin (but not small we have all the medals of first communion, no, the fat fat because they like that) around his neck. They also have feet in tanks, and walk are not war, because as I stepped on a mammoth such as wearing course ... These girls on their wedding day try to be "coy" (even if we take the word literally: re - tasted will be a long time .. because these have gone through more than any other tuned cars you can imagine, but we refer they want to go easy). But as the mountain leopard and the ordinariness cani will result in more or less as follows:

- combing como quien va a un botellón y el velo obligatoriamente irá sujeto entre la maraña del pelo que forma la coleta despeinada con una sola horquilla, claro que como el velo podía pasar perfectamente dando el pego como mosquietera pues no se caerá.

- No van a querer ponerse los "oros" este día, porque el blanco y el oro no les gusta mucho como combinación, y decidirán ponerse un lazo (blanco por supuesto) alrededor del cuello, porque para ellas eso es ir guapa guapísima.

- El llevar la espalda al aire será algo fundamental, y no sólo eso, casi OBLIGATORIO. Es importante que el resto de hombres de la Iglesia pueda verte la espalda y que their ex-boyfriends to see the wonder of loss that left to bribe.

- Ahead take a neckline that they came to below the navel, the purpose of this is that if things get difficult they can always make the priest fainted and looted the church for the sacred wine food and the Virgin altarpiece to melt and become jewelry and a gold tooth.

- It is also imperative that if you look the navel to the neck chosen you wear adorned with a piercing, so if it has to be of good quality, the most expensive of all to 0.60 Euro cents. It is the day of your wedding, you have to make exceptions and stretch a little ...

- mandatory Another thing (this is how to bring something new, something old and something blue) is to be embedded in the garment, ie size 40 if you buy yourself a 34 and a shoehorn to get into and three liters of petroleum jelly will not come at all bad.


- Finally supplements: important to carry a bag where they put the Tampax and other ordinarieces that is crazy bring your wedding day ...


Chunga
Yes, you will also find a husband. Do not be fooled by their black drawings of people killed or maimed and their philosophy of the dark ... are very sweet (as much as a lemon). Contrary to what you to think no one will marry well, for sure, if you have known some that have a partner you remember that your partner must come, at least, from hell ... But not girls, not with that guy with the remembrance of who to marry, but with an ordinary guy, just unfortunate.

- a dress that day will make you turn you on sight and causing a landslide in you jaw back into place that will be needed as a bit of a crane.

- To cover your legs (not hidden under the rug worn as dress) shoes semitupidas stockings white. You must Reconco the effort because they wear white, black as it used to be in cegarlas.

- The headdress is very important. They keep a crappy hairstyle-fashion, a mixture of previous Cani's sister Pocahontas, because they stayed in the hippie era and think the only way to look angelic and made a decent little braids, how best and then drop and grab a few others, but free will.

The striking

a girl is different from the others, with which you even get along. Always dare to something new, to those things that are in fashion but nobody dares to go, because she was always the first who dared.

- The day of her wedding dress she shall levy a nice, shiny white. Shall be radiant, but ... elect not very suitable complement ... Will be the latest jewel in Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, or a large loop in the rear of fuchsia pink, or, as in this case, a stork's nest on his head.

THE ECOLOGICAL

environment but do not want the whole room! - Was the war cry of the "Miss". Do not hate him because you who are divine and wonderful do not hate the type of people who have ambitions and holds them at all costs, or to people who smell bad, you get Asquith, but not hate them. Moreover, in a way gave you a little sad, because when I proposed to go to field trips to see the red finch blue-green peak only pointed her in the role of candidates. If you collect signatures asking you smile and say with a modest and non! - And signed (perhaps for fear that you wear your breath), then she will beat a giant sticker on your expensive coat before and you wonder again and again why there will be people who do not know the use and care of fabrics.

WARNING: the next shot can cause panic attacks and vomiting.

- There will be a finch nest hairdo colorado blue-green peak.

- always have been a bit of a tomboy and that's your style (or perhaps "distinguised if the person in the photo is a woman or man at first sight?, So that people will be distinguished by their additions or because it bears white dress. The problem is in lesbian weddings (because there are two white dresses), very common in this type of girl, now understand why the sticker you always beat her in the chest ...).


- have a sandal that if not for the heel sandals seem farmer.

- The fabric is satin Blace, recycled from a nightgown that her mother was home.

- The collar is made of river pebbles

- And if you are in a state of good hope will carry your belly in the air, because it is natural to display it (they do not hide who marry because they are with the hype), and fruit of her womb must also note the vibrations that Mother Nature sends in Castilian, that so the baby has more coverage.


the demure

Oh yes. Hated her with all your might because you never believed that she was wearing squeamishness. Is the typical girl: yonoherotounplatoenmivida, and no one called boyfriend to her wedding day. It is like magic. On her wedding day try to go demure (but not as canis eh? These will dull really) but as usual ... give the song more than anything else.

- It will put a wreath of flowers as the princesses of fairy tales. If there is no crown of flowers is not a marriage as God intended.

- Like The medis Chung bring a dense, cause you know, until the wedding night the couple will not see more than the flesh of the face and the best and hopefully the hands.

- In a foot-shirts, wear heels because your wedding day is very risky (because never before have been, and if they fall so if you give the song), so the easiest solution is a beach white (of course).

- They will get people to sleep in the church, and not by the suckling pig that is only because when people are going to a wedding and bored looks in detail to the guests, decorations and most of all: THE DRESS OF THE BRIDE, and how this is so boring is inebitable sleep.

- Your mother will give a white shirt (washed with Perl) you have at home, sure the shirt is of very good quality and has suffered exquisite control that she is not a single blemish or even a single particle that can cause a blockage of the pores as this could lead to death, so everyone knows.

- Finally take a horrible skirt will not comment because words are unnecessary.

THE slut

the girl is commonly known as "the slut" (pardon me). Stole your boyfriend first, second and third, but do not worry about how much interest will you stopped it too. Now he will marry a viejete that is in the final, because look, they can be many things but they also like to take care of the elderly and their bank accounts.

- never hurts to lead and they are the queens in it. When the papers to be distributed in the world and of course they were late, they had to provocation. You can always pick up the son of the son of man (the viejales) or someone of style.

- Her dress will look like a bathing suit, albeit white.

- A neckline (although less than that of the canines) extended down and to stop seeing her charms that had been operated about 3 times (each year).

- In the photos always come out with face slut, of course, each out as you know, they are not to blame.

- In addition carried a flower, why spend money on a bouquet? if everyone knows I have built, "otherwise why would they call whores? psss, how much ignorance.

And we are here, I think we will not be any genre. We hope you have recognized many of them ... we do, but of course we will not say names. Luckily for years we have we never seen, and as the saying goes:

Who laughs last laughs best.

not want to say goodbye without first wish: ALL A HAPPY WEDDING!

Cuquikisses all

Photo & Cool

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Different Shaped Nipples

OH MY GOD! Maria Katia

Yes, the post title perfectly sums up our first impression. And this time Vogue has left us stunned (not to say that we have consumed drugs, but we have been catatonic), we neither when Paris Hilton was so surprised we were pants. So all we can do is thank you a thousand times Vogue have thought us to deliver a:

BONUS!




(This award was created Eseya)


Now a few words:


When we were small we used to eat a frozen pole of those who call themselves suspiciously Pegleg, we got sad when we realized we had reached the stick, because it meant that we were finishing cream .. . but suddenly saw: Award! and well, it seemed that I had played (and little) the lottery, and ran to the nearest ice cream stand to ask, well not to require the clerk to give us our deserved Pegleg free. We thought that was the rush that we feel every time you win something, but hey, not even close ... Because this award than fill us with pride and satisfaction to us means more than all the prizes in Pegleg of our lives, and not only that all awards of our lives (that removing the Pegleg have not been many .) That is why not only thank Vogue has given us this award but thank you all (and if there are any around for him, too) that we read and discussed, because the PhotoCool not exist without you and that's why this award is as much ours as yours.


Rules:

Awardees must choose 5 blogs they consider to be deserving of this award for their creativity, design, interesting material and contribution to the blogger community, regardless idioma.Cada award has to have the name of the author / author and a link to your blog for all to visit.


AND ARE WINNING ....


roll of drums please.



Thanks.


1 - Alizia and parismigas
As one of the first blogs that we are curious. Considering Paris Hilton as their goddess and so making our good times. For the reconciliation of a wealthy heiress with other common people and for showing that the rich also suffer ... This award is for her! Keep it up.


2 - Nona on the street
tell their little things in which we reflect, for his new job, not to throw in the towel and look for other blogs whenever can reward this great blog that does not hesitate to visit, I love it.


3 - Talla 40
reward size and reward the blog (this as the hyper 2x1). That there must be someone to lift the flag are not a size 34 and it has a sense of humor. Because it seeks to famosillos famous and as hard as us, so many things and this award is for her.


4 - C'est très jolie
For its originality when it comes to decorating our clothes. By undertaking this modest business and let us enjoy every new piece he produces. But most of all for having these great ideas that make us taste each time we die that gets a new trim, in short, for all his time spent has to be compensation and because we love it!


5 - I tell you, for your sake
Although you may be thinking that we've gone crazy and we've given the prize competition is not so. We give for his sense of humor, to be encouraged to upgrade again, and especially because we know how difficult it is to keep a blog and find pictures and bizarre news. But I'll say for our sake, not competition or do we send you a camping Aramis Fuster home (jijijiji that we are smug.)


Finally, and as well we have learned from 3 years after swallow many galas (which if Goya, that if the Oscars, that if the TP ...) here we leave our thanks:

- thank first of all (known and anonymous) that leave a grain of sand (sand in the Caribbean of course) in our PhotoCool, because if there is no one we read or comment and therefore PhotoCool would end. And above all Vogue thank you to give us this award.

- Beethoven thank our dog to be left in the Meme name (we had a hard time convincing) and that inspired us Post on the famous dogs.

- thank all the celebrities who let us get them out here who know they do for their sake as an artist or a famous dies when you stop about it, so we will continue to be your headache and your most valuable asset, lol.

- thank the designers of tacky outfits (bowling) and the people who elect them and people who can not merge or combine bad on purpose to let us photograph them (or fototrafiar by others and post their photos online ) so that we can then discuss.

And finally, as we do not want to feel bad, we thank the award and all that it entails Pegleg all of our lives, they rest in peace. Pegleg strawberry, orange, lemon and cola ... you want.

Cuquikisses for all.

Photo & Cool

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Why Do Dog Hate Lemons?

excursion because of his kidney


Superholas to all! We return with a small entrance to amenizaros day. Today I count the trip to the hospital Maria-Katia. It all started one day when MK was a bit ... as it were, a little "podridilla." The body in question were the kidneys, why? it is not known, we assume that they would be tired of filter and filter and filter more liters and liters of alcohol and his strategy was to vary locally. Changed by the stretcher bar.
Well, Maria-Katia was sick and went to the hospital, but she is "cuqui-cuqui" so called by its more presentable supermóvil the steward had to fuck her in his arms and carried to the car. Once
reached the destination Maria-Katia thought people could see it, because surely there would be many paparazzi for pictures, so they could not get her out of the car in her arms and stood up and entered the hospital.
So far so good everything, you might be wondering why we talk like a sick rich poor. Is likely to believe that this time we have gone from cruel, but counting the dirty dirty truth of the poor Maria-Katia was sick ... For I
going to give one and only one reason for you to stop thinking so supermal of you to join us and jaws disjointed but not to laugh but to fall from the gaping ...

Maria-Katia arrived at the hospital the next guise ...

probably Maria-Katia to reach the door of the hospital had more than kidney pain, it probably had also broken both ankles and a sore Back to the Yola Berrocal would not be anything ... For the love of Dior, what shoes are those? Heels higher than the Empire State Building pink color when Paris Hilton dresses up as Barbie (or almost always) and pat the foot sticking out. Maria-Katia
But is intelligent, dressed in white because I knew that maybe if he should be entering those white coat with air Culillas give you in hospitals, because hospitals around the world is equal, there are no rich or poor, where do you vacuum distinctions according to whether you're a leper or just have the flu. As MK is worth it, took the dress home so she could set a trend in the medical center.

But despite all, we congratulate him because MK is prepared to all inconveniences that may arise. She became ill in the kidney and it showed the greatest fear that all women have: ill suddenly having to go to the emergency room and not hair removal. MK, despite everything, has everything under control.

Cuquikisses for all.

Photo & Cool