Thursday, January 10, 2008

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BLACKLIST

D. Negrobien (Mr. Blackwell for connoisseurs) has released its silly, we mean ... list ... of the worst dressed 2007.

We who always do their homework, we have reported in depth on the subject and really do not know on what basis this man to have left the list this way:


1st POSITION: MARI VICKY ("The Woman")




do not understand why the first position occupied by our dear Mari Vicky ... what would we do without it? .. That style, this knowledge be , these implants worn properly and the Palestinian scarf, not to comment on the natural blond strand that subtly drops under his cap Fredy Mercury model. We all agree that this is fashion and the rest is nonsense.



2 º PLACE: AMY WINEHOUSE ("the girl with the horrible tattoos, short skirts and bouffant)




D. Negrobien ... horrible tattoos, short skirts and bouffant?, I do not know what is the basis, certainly in our archive fashion NO. This full-fledged lady (probably for a short time, because with those heels, bent or twisted end ...), which spreads red carpet red-yellow combination (modern which see), is the most chic of chic (big boy chic, of course). We do not entertain anymore because, because ... because of the emotion we are left without words ...



3rd place: Mary-Kate Olsen ('looks like a tattered toothpick and trapped in a hurricane ")

Let Maria-Katia, first of all, the choice is very appropriate PhotoCool (the only thing that saves the picture). D & G is likely that after this photo rescind the contract with someone (not sure Maria-Katia has never been hired), but that anger inside that he was ... you have to remove it somehow. Did you set a trend (with the girl you never know), but did not give much on the money, a little if, in the XXI Century Greek Odyssey hair in the dress without Moulan Rouge can-can (just out of the cleaners) , purse chicken feather-haired rabbit, the "jacket? hair-skin (has sleeves? ... my god have to be complicated for her to wear something like that) and the bracelets "paraqueelvientonomelleve" ... In all this correct, in the rest .. NO.



4 º PLACE: Fergie



Here we have blocked ... (5 minutes cost us start writing ... hurts jaw of the Fall We have been to see her like that) believe it was made in this fashion to go along with the Beefeater who left apercia ... D. Negrobien, this is another trend, a trend to replace your washer Fergie ... because we fear that either can not program properly or all of their clothing is wool and washed in hot water ..... minus the boots, pulling them up, cediéndolas, and so does not go cold ...


5 th PLACE: Kelly Clarkson

Nice hair, nice hair, nice shirt (I think I have one in the attic from when I was 13 years old) and nice pants bland as they come ... Why is this girl in the 5th position? Some things in life that are incomprehensible ..... Please note: probably Kelly's facial expression is not so for the thrill of flamenco song ... but suspect the hand that emerges from the human tide sun fans are ... no comment ...



6 th PLACE: Eva Green


Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm ......... We are still thinking (give us a few days )....... mmmmmmm , mmmmmm ......


7th PLACE: Avril Lavigne

Let's see, fashion is timeless Frankenstein. Dear D. Negrobien, what has made this sweet being the current trend to locate it in 7 th place?, Every one puts the racks where you want (you never know when you open and close pockets apetecerá) and each is dyed his locks when he feels like (because it is clear that situation has not been sober this girl ...).


8 th PLACE: Jessica Simpson


With which left Don Ne will have to give this post to Simpson ...? Ye seek not all right to left and vice versa on an ongoing basis because it causes epilepsy (and it seems to come alive, which is really scary with those outfits ...). "This girl does not know the pants? It should be a bundle on hair removal ...


9 th PLACE: Lindsay Lohan


Biiieeennnnn! How we missed! Nice dress gay pride day, you may be done with a flag, which is admirable for not being able to threading a paper towel in a hula-hop at its best time of day ... We believe that both Bunting is to use sign language once you have lost speech (at about 9 am).




10 º PLACE: Alison Arngrim





And now the last. This lady as the Swift, with its maxi bags (which it seems to be the strap of her daughter home from school), those pants patterns, the neck and the cross (for the love of God) is (for those who have not recognized first impact) ... one of the adorable little girls in the House on the Prairie ... so keep talking ...




By this time our Britney has been saved by Don Ne. Congratulations!.

fixed But the cop a few years ago .... y.



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Saturday, January 5, 2008

Helena Bonham Carterbeating

And tonight ... What



hope ye behaved well, because all the "bad" things and do them so you do not tengais to do (above that you do a favor ...). Just kidding, this post is mainly for them, because without them it would not be possible to make this site, so one night we're going to be good. Tonight stay tuned to see if you see happen to the 3 QUEENS MAGASA that sure you'll leave a very very Cuquis gifts (for pasta to buy have to spare). So Put the shoes (with heels and diamonds, oh, brilliant) and sleep and dream of exclusive and expensive designs.

A big kiss and wish you all bring to you many things, ah! and then we clear the contéis!

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Friday, January 4, 2008

Ringing In The Left Ear Means

life bitch! PhotoCool is a

That dog is the best friend of the celebrity we all have clear, but the celebrity be dog's best friend to be seen. Sometimes dogs which have accompanied reveal some very strange positions, as if they are itchy or have seen Victoria Beckham (Marivicky) with flat shoes. It seems that the natural hair of these dogs is not enough to be "monkeys" and have to adapt to the style of the owner, ie be a perrocomplemento and match with the outfit you play. A test are:

do not know which of them gives us more pain. Paris is thought that the dog likes, and the poor Tinkerbell Paris does not understand why he likes those dresses, much less why the need to put it. Seems, until the camera is asking for help, able to speak would say

-Socorroco! Porfaplease, get me out of here.

No, not the Hilton sisters, is again Tinkerbell (right) and his face in fear. and Paris (left).

do not know if bienla picture can be seen, but it seems that little Tinkerbell has decided to reveal, but it would not have gotten much more expensive to have eaten a raw garlic, now, more or less Paris but without smiling.

1 - Care PhotoCool background, and hands the girl ... who has seen something more "chic"?

2 - the only man in the background who looks at the photo.
3 - As Paris has no grandmother, or sometimes drink too much with consequent forgetfulness, is sewn (not believe herself) the name on the jacket. In the picture is not seen but the back is sewn, the address and phone.
4 - The dog looks down, not surprising, because it is surrounded.

5 - This is a clear example of mimetic styling. Tinkerbell surprising in this case with a colorful style gown Wise Man (but yes, very cuqui it.)

Trolex Apart from the hand that appears, Tinkerbell will put a velvet carpet in your step. We also believe that Paris pressed her a little dress or maybe not aware of Friskies.

This is one of the few times we see Tinkerbell bag without exercising, and being able to touch the ground. In this picture it seems that the thrill was throwing up, yes, pink pink pink fashion, because it's worth it.

While Paris tries to entertain with caidita photographers eye, Tinkerbell is "urine" or no "urine" is "poop" of fear.

Hillary Duff really wanted a leopard, but the store said they had sold the last one Ubrique Jesulín, so I settled for a chihuahua, it was the closest thing we had. But as Hillary Hillary is not going to be so, and if a leopard can not have it customizable, and presto!

screams do not know why Britney, we do not understand is why the dog does not cry, maybe you're deciding whether to throw out the window or hit a shot to the "water" bottle.

But still love each other, and after the storm comes the calm, or maybe the dog has been mistaken for a strawberry ice cream, who knows.


This is the first model we see the slope-belt. It consists of a pair of earrings the more sparkle the better. I hooked one side of the ears, and the other to the neck "Chuchin" and not lose by going from party to party. IMPORTANT: Measure the length of the chain, and do not release the dog, because it might happen a "canicidio."


A picture is worth 1000 words. I only ask a question: What is Pau and what is the dog?

And finally, our stars of today. We do not know who owns, but his name is Georgette. No one can speak of without canine Glamour comes to mind us. She wears the outfit spring-summer 2008-2009, and would some celebrity wardrobe for their "Chuchin." GEORGETTE Starting today is one of our canine fashion icons.





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Thursday, January 3, 2008

How To Tie A Belt With Rings On End

Guat?

PhotoCool f. coloq : said the carrier made of two walls, a cloth or cardboard (behind the "buttocks") and other photographers and flashes (in front of celebrity ). There are certain rules that are essential to respect (or not).

then give a certain behavior patterns ( = YES aesthetic NO = pathetic) that must be respected if we want to move from the "cool" to "fool". Lets get started


HORROR!

1. The hair is very important, the main thing is to look like hair, not a mop with a hairpin drop.

2. One must stand by itself, the frames of the pictures are not always going to be there.

3. If your model is not the most appropriate to hide the shame, you can always cover it with a shoe, but this is not recommended because then disobey the rule 5, so just the shoe is for someone else.

4. Missing someone between the two yellow to succeed on the day of carnival as light. Britney, Paris, color blindness is a disease, not right to laugh at her, not a fad.

5. Unless Holy Week is the penance for church affiliation are prohibited by PhotoCool, ie will never be barefoot.

6. We assume that you will know have two legs = two halves. This time we will pass the traffic light grid, but can not forgive the prime number. If this is your case, and have lost half, or you have been broken, etc, get away the other (unless it is to set trends, and wish that the averages will half, heh heh heh).

7. If you're going to have many photographers (or paparazzi) before at least make sure you do not photograph the other embarrassments. Britney, Paris we know, hence not recorded in front of you. But maybe it is a strategy to bring to market the trend semimedia.



1. As these two girls is not bad on the model. Although we do not understand very well why Paris wearing a cap if it is night. Van with a very cool look, and this does not mean that we are a fresh, because in this case was fought. CONGRATULATIONS!









- NO, NO AND NO. The model tree Christmas-strawberry pie is not carried or this year or ever will be. We do not start to enumerate because it would all arrive to infinity + 1. The Picachu in the neck deserves special mention, its function is to color outside the range of pinkycuquis, now, to void and take no drop. Agatha Ruiz de la Prada has suffered a seizure after watching these mindinguis (with all our respect, a kiss for mindinguis).


- Yes, if you are 10 years younger. If your only goal in life is go out looking like the circus of the sun at least do it with Glamour, and a little Spend your money in buying a dress from Agatha Ruiz de la Prada. The cap can customize it sacándolo de una bolsa de cotillón de estas pasadas navidades.





Cuando te invitan como celebridad de honor para hacer el primer lanzamiento en un partido de Baseball debes evitar:


1: Llevar unas gafas de sol de aviador supercuquis por si acaso el pelotazo te lo llevas tu.


2: Evitar el uso de pañales y/o pantalones que los asemejen, a no ser que el objetivo sea ocultar el uso de pañales reales.


3: Vamos, andar en zancos por el campo de juego no es aconsejable, lo primero porque te puedes abrir la cabeza si no lo ha hecho la pelota de baseball de antes, y lo segundo porque te puedes despatarrar en cualquier momento. Ummm we have a doubt, shall nike?




- Red and black are two colors that stick well and more if it's a night-dress. This time Vicky was right Mari.

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